Recruitment Rebel Gifts

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Do not think outside the box!

Casual Thursday

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'