Recruitment Rebel Pillows

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Casual Thursday

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."