Recruitment Renegade Pillows

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Problem solving centre.

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

We are on the move. . .

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Shouting.

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Groundhog Year

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."