Office Renegade Pillows

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Do not think outside the box!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Ready for a run!

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

Music Freak.

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"And today Jess will only be joining us via audio."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

Diabolical bureaucratic management

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Working at Home Half Day

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

"They're going to clean up all the graffiti in the men's room tomorrow. Want to get in one last obscenity."

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

Torture in the office.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."