Resume Renegade Pillows

'I must say, Bob, your resume is concise.'

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

"OK, ready to go again?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Ready for a run!

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Problem solving centre.

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Mary Quant.

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

Casting for Heroes series II.

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'So much for energy saving.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'