Resume Renegade Pillows

'I must say, Bob, your resume is concise.'

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Ready for a run!

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Problem solving centre.

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'So much for energy saving.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Shouting.