Reuse Renegade Pillows

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Jack of all trades

LAY ZEE FUK

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A holiday at home

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Working in recovery of Hurricane