Recycling Renegade Pillows

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

'We can't offer you a golden parachute. how about one made out of recycled cardboard?'

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Bottle bank queue.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Jack of all trades

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

Food waste with recycling symbol

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

A holiday at home

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Daisy Diaper Service

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI