Renewable Renegades Pillows

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A holiday at home

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Tractor Racing

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Daisy Diaper Service

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Organized chaos.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Problem solving centre.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

DIY store.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'