Recycle Renegades Pillows

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Declared Victory Garden"

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I think my work here is done.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'So much for energy saving.'

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

"Whenever they low, I get high."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'