Reboot Renegade Pillows

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

Jack of all trades

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A holiday at home

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

Female Dominance.

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Working in recovery of Hurricane