Reboot Renegade Pillows

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

Jack of all trades

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A holiday at home

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Female Dominance.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Exams