Retro Renegade Pillows

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

I got me one of them environmentally friendly "smart horses"

Mary Quant.

Queen of Upcycling!

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Hiding the electronics.

Rock Climber

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Music Freak.

A man without a chicken on his head!

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'I play it to kill time.'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

Casting for Heroes series II.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Learn-to-dance pants.

'I think my work here is done.'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes