Record Renegade Pillows

Music Freak.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Solar Storm Expected!

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Mary Quant.

'I play it to kill time.'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Learn-to-dance pants.

Casting for Heroes series II.

Different types of band.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

Joe Franklin