Radio Renegade Pillows

Joe Franklin

Pirate Radio

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Rock Climber

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Music Freak.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Complaints (just kidding).

'I play it to kill time.'

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Model Village

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Learn-to-dance pants.

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

Different types of band.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Dead cupid

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.