Renaissance Renegade Pillows

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Music Freak.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Female Dominance.

Exams

Problem solving centre.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

Complaints (just kidding).

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mary Quant.

'Pay back time on the ranch'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

Model Village

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

TV tie-in book signpost.

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Hells singles

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."