Reading Renegade Pillows

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"But you promised to read at least fifty pages."

TV tie-in book signpost.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Me, my eyesight is rather bad, so I prefer audio-books..."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Female Dominance.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Exams

Problem solving centre.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Complaints (just kidding).

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Solar Storm Expected!

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."