Literary Renegade Pillows

"We have nothing to lose but the chains!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'More hair than brains.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Daisy Diaper Service

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Philosophers On Strike

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Female Dominance.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Problem solving centre.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Reading

Cluster Catastrophe

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."