Rhetoric Renegade Pillows

If You Can't Beat Them

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Sybil Obama

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

David Cameron and Europe

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Solar Storm Expected!

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Ballroom. Political Forum. At least they served lunch during that rambling incoherent speech. Alphabet soup and a word salad.

TV tie-in book signpost.

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'Just what kind of girl do you think I am?'

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk