Rhetoric Renegade Gifts

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

David Cameron and Europe

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Solar Storm Expected!

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

TV tie-in book signpost.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'Just what kind of girl do you think I am?'

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'