Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."
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Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"
Changing Minds
'Your place or mine?'
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"
Information...political rhetoric
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"
Sybil Obama
"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."
'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'
'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'
The Truth
Like Minded
Dating the efficiency expert.
Rush Limbaugh
If You Can't Beat Them
'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'
"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"
Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!
"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."
'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'
What came first, the chicken or the egg
“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”
David Cameron and Europe
"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."
'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'
'You, of all people, violating the speed limit!'
'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'
Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit
Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'
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