Rhyming Rebel Gifts

What happens when walls are torn down.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Blues artis's daily list

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Levon Helm

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

David Cameron and Europe

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Musical Mestizo.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.