Rhyme Rebels Gifts

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Blues artis's daily list

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Levon Helm

'Moon, June...'

We should talk...

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'We have to get them out more.'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

Musical Mestizo.

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."