Rhyme Reveler Gifts

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Theorbo

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Joust Sharpener

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

You're the olive in my martini

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Musical genres

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Jenga!!!

Dave Brubeck

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Candles on Drum

My own museum.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Happy Hour at Harry's

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

I think we're alone now!