Rap Remix Reveler Gifts

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Musical genres

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Dave Brubeck

My own museum.

Candles on Drum

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

Speleologist

Dancing in Color

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"The banana bread tastes funny because it's leftover meatloaf."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

Composer

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."