Remix Lover Gifts

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Colonial Larrysburg.

Dance.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Zumba

Popera!

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Young Elvis

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."