Television Remix Enthusiast Gifts

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

The Old Time Television Channel

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

God with Earth Controller

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Reserved Parking

'My resume,...in rap form!'

The Bronze Age of Television

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I know how to fix that!'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Requiem

The Walking Fred

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.