Recipe Remix Enthusiast Gifts

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Lemonade Survey

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Requiem

Endangered Entrees

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Composer

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'Instead of 'shortening', shouldn't that oil be called 'fattening'?'

"How long have we been married?"

'How much for the recipe?'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

Health care success #3

'I don't mind reversing roles...it's just that I'm getting bored with all the usual ways of doing chicken.'

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."

'You dope. You bought Hamburger Helper, but this is lamb.'