Remixing Gifts

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Mozart on a computer,

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

All-Candy Seder.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Club DJ.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Requiem

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

Clam - The Dance Mix

Composer

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Old MacDonald had an Office

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

"Mennonites in Black."

PC rocker

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

"So if you've nothing on for the next ten minutes or so..."

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."