Rhyme Remix Master Gifts

Old MacDonald had an Office

Mozart on a computer,

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry repairman

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

The Drummer

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.