POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.
Nursery Rhyme Remixer Gifts
Looking for something special for a nursery rhyme remixer? Celebrate their love for creative reinterpretations with unique gifts that combine childhood nostalgia and modern craft. Perfect for music lovers with a fun twist, these items will inspire smiles and spark imagination.
"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
'Are you made of sugar?'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
"Well, that one got away."
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.
Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."
"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"
"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
If you're happy and you know it...
'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'
'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'
Nursery Rhyme Remixer Gifts Collection
Nursery Rhyme Remixer Mugs
Explore our collection of nursery rhyme remix-themed mugs—perfect for adding a creative twist to their daily brew.
Nursery Rhyme Remixer Pillows
Discover our nursery rhyme remix pillows—cozy and whimsical designs to brighten up any room with a touch of musical fun.
Nursery Rhyme Remixer Prints
Browse our nursery rhyme remix art prints—vivid and playful designs to inspire creativity and add personality to any space.
Nursery Rhyme Remixer T-Shirts
Check out our nursery rhyme remix t-shirts—fun and creative apparel for music lovers who like to remix the classics.