Nursery Rhyme Revisionist Gifts

Looking for a gift that adds a humorous, creative spin to traditional nursery rhymes? Our collection offers witty, cartoon-inspired designs that bring a fresh, amusing touch to childhood favorites. Ideal for parents, teachers, or anyone with a playful sense of humor about nursery rhymes.

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"The true story"

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**." mockup

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.' mockup

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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'Are you made of sugar?'

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'." mockup

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon." mockup

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka." mockup

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

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"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon." mockup

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

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"Well, that one got away."

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'Henrietta is so self-confident.' mockup

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!' mockup

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

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"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack." mockup

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill mockup

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

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Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car. mockup

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem." mockup

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping. mockup

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

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Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!' mockup

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

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"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother." mockup

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand." mockup

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!" mockup

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

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'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

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Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order. mockup

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

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"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?" mockup

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

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"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!" mockup

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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Nursery Rhyme Revisionist Gifts Collection

Nursery Rhyme Revisionist Mugs

Love our nursery rhyme revisions? Discover more fun and witty designs on our mugs page—perfect for brightening your mornings with a humorous twist.

Nursery Rhyme Revisionist Pillows

Spruce up your living space or nursery with our humorous pillows—browse our pillows page for more creative, whimsical designs.

Nursery Rhyme Revisionist Prints

Transform your walls with our unique nursery rhyme revisionist prints—click through to explore more creative wall art ideas.

Nursery Rhyme Revisionist T-Shirts

Find your new favorite shirt among our nursery rhyme revisionist designs—visit our t-shirts collection for playful, clever apparel options.