Nursery Rhyme Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the nursery rhyme critic? Celebrate their love of timeless stories with clever, humorous products that bring a fresh perspective to childhood classics. Perfect for anyone who appreciates wit and nostalgia.

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'Sure I killed Cock Robin - and I did the humpty dumpty job and...' (Headline reads 'Nursery rhymes more violent than TV.)

'Sure I killed Cock Robin - and I did the humpty dumpty job and...' (Headline reads 'Nursery rhymes more violent than TV.) mockup

'Sure I killed Cock Robin - and I did the humpty dumpty job and...' (Headline reads 'Nursery rhymes more violent than TV.)

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**." mockup

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.' mockup

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'." mockup

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

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'Are you made of sugar?'

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon." mockup

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack." mockup

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!' mockup

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

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"Well, that one got away."

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"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka." mockup

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

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"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon." mockup

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

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'Henrietta is so self-confident.' mockup

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

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Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car. mockup

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

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"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem." mockup

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping. mockup

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

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Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

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'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!' mockup

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

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'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...' mockup

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

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"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?" mockup

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

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"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!" mockup

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!" mockup

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

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If you're happy and you know it... mockup

If you're happy and you know it...

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"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand." mockup

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

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"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother." mockup

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

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Nursery Rhyme Critic Gifts Collection

Nursery Rhyme Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for nursery rhyme critics—see how humor meets nostalgia on every cup.

Nursery Rhyme Critic Pillows

Browse pillows that add humorous charm to any room—great for nursery rhyme critics wanting a playful touch.

Nursery Rhyme Critic Prints

Discover art prints that cleverly reinterpret nursery rhymes—ideal for decorating with a sense of humor.

Nursery Rhyme Critic T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that express a nursery rhyme critic’s witty perspective—great for casual, clever style.