Nursery Rhyme Enthusiasts Gifts

Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Humpty Dumpty is on a wall in front of a firing squad.

'Baa Baa Black Sheep falls victim to the stop and search laws.'

Athletic clothes...shoes: 'What do you have for sitting on a wall?'

Humpty Dumpty, Building Inspector

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Humpty Dumpty at the doctors, cracks

The Cow Jumps Over the Moon.

'I tried that once. I'm still taking treatments.'

'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'

'Don't make me come up there!'

'Hey guys, it's a suicide note...'

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'It sure killed it for me when they changed it to 'this little piggy had mostly chicken and fish.''

Mary had a little lamb.

'Maybe it wasn't an accident. Looks like non-stick spray on top of the wall.'

'I'll bet there was more to it than fetching a pail of water, if you know what I mean.'

Dog licking up Humpty Dumpty.

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. And they both had massive coronaries.

"There's so many of you, I don't know what to do...except to lay most of you off."

"Ring-a-ring O' roses. . ."

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

"If I'd known my life was going to be like this I'd never have run away with you."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

And (nearly) everywhere Mary went. . . that lamb was sure to go.

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

"Now that the children are gone, I'm leasing twenty-seven hundred square feet for immediate occupancy, warehousing several luxury units, and aiming for complete co-op conversion by early September."

"If I ever have children, it'll be the natural way. In vitro."

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.