Nursery Rhyme Lover Gifts

Peter Peter's House.

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Small steps...

Shoe house.

'By appointment only!'

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

Policeman says, 'Bad news, Mrs. Dumpty.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

Cows Jumping Over the Moon.

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the diabetic association know about this?'

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

The Birth of the Prince of Wales

'You have a bladder infection.'

An Old Song Gets A Slight Rewrite.

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

"Where's your nose?"

'Let me guess the ending: Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall, sues, and they all live in litigation ever after.'

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."

Grimey The Myopic Spider.

I bet if they'd called on the king's women and all the king's mares, they could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

There was an old woman who shopped for a shoe.

"Looks like Daisy's at it again."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'Jack not so nimble.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."