Nursery Rhyme Lover Pillows

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Small steps...

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

Shoe house.

'By appointment only!'

Policeman says, 'Bad news, Mrs. Dumpty.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the diabetic association know about this?'

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

The Birth of the Prince of Wales

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

'You have a bladder infection.'

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"Don't worry, mom. If a cow can jump over the moon, you can get on your exercise ball."

3 Little Pigs: NO huffing and/or puffing within 15 feet.

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"Due to budget cuts, all we can afford are cows that jump over the moon."

'If they wanted to move, did they go to a real estate agent, or a shoe store?'

"Yes your Majesty, ALL of your horses and ALL of your men. It's a long shot, but it might just work."

'Let me guess the ending: Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall, sues, and they all live in litigation ever after.'

"Where's your nose?"

"Women are afraid of us, so don't panic if the farmer's wife appears - we've got nothing to lose!"

Humpty Dumpty worried about malpractice lawsuit.

I bet if they'd called on the king's women and all the king's mares, they could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re:' all across the subject line.'