"Has anyone heard from Stan since he went to the market?"
Nursery Rhyme Revisitor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a nursery rhyme revisitor? Whether they’re a young child discovering classics or an adult reminiscing about simpler times, our curated collection offers playful, charming items to bring the beloved rhymes to life. From whimsical mugs to cozy pillows, each product celebrates childhood’s timeless stories and melodies, making every day a little more magical. Surprise someone special with a gift that retells the enchantment of nursery rhymes in delightful, memorable ways.
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
"Yeah my real name's actually Hump Dump, but that sounds weird."
The fact is, the peck of pickled peppers you, Peter Piper, picked was on private property! Allitigation.
"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."
"All the king's horses did help. Where do you think the glue came from to put you back together again?"
'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'
Humpty Dumpty sat on an exercise ball...
"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
'Are you made of sugar?'
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
"Well, that one got away."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.
Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
Nursery Rhyme Revisitor Gifts Collection
Nursery Rhyme Revisitor Mugs
Explore our collection of nursery rhyme-themed mugs—perfect for cozy mornings, storytime, or a nostalgic gift that brings classic rhymes to life.
Nursery Rhyme Revisitor Pillows
Find adorable nursery rhyme pillows—soft and whimsical accents that add comfort and a touch of magic to any space dedicated to storytime and childhood memories.
Nursery Rhyme Revisitor Prints
Browse our charming nursery rhyme prints—perfect for brightening up a child's room or creating a nostalgic, storybook atmosphere at home.
Nursery Rhyme Revisitor T-Shirts
Discover playful nursery rhyme revisitor t-shirts—ideal for children and adults who cherish childhood stories and want to wear their love for timeless classics.