'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'
Nursery Rhyme Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a nursery rhyme collector? Explore our curated collection of fun, whimsical, and thoughtfully designed products that celebrate a love for childhood classics. Perfect for inspiring creativity and nostalgia, these gifts bring a touch of magic and artistry to any nursery rhyme enthusiast’s space. Whether it’s a cozy pillow, a charming mug, or a vibrant art print, find something that captures the timeless innocence and imaginative charm of nursery rhymes.
"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."
"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."
I see London... I see France... I see someone's under pants!
'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'
Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.
'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'
Old MacDonald's Hawaiian Farm...
"Another tragic misjudgement of distance while seeking the perfect selfie."
"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
'Are you made of sugar?'
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
"Well, that one got away."
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
Nursery Rhyme Collector Gifts Collection
Nursery Rhyme Collector Mugs
Discover a delightful collection of nursery rhyme-themed mugs that brighten mornings and celebrate childhood storytelling in style.
Nursery Rhyme Collector Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring nursery rhyme motifs to add a whimsical touch to beds, nurseries, or reading corners.
Nursery Rhyme Collector Prints
Browse vibrant nursery rhyme prints to infuse your space with timeless charm and playful artistry.
Nursery Rhyme Collector T-Shirts
Explore a variety of nursery rhyme-inspired t-shirts that combine wit, charm, and a love for classic children's stories.