Collecting Nursery Rhymes Gifts

"He may have found his mittens, but he's lost all sense of propriety."

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.

Insurance Broker - "Mrs Dumpty,there's nothing in the policy about walls."

Athletic clothes...shoes: 'What do you have for sitting on a wall?'

'....And, let's just say, I have a great fall, will I still be covered?'

'That's the price for all the King's horses or all the King's men. If you want to be covered by all the King's horses and all the King's men...'

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

Weasel being fined for trading in imperial measures.

Soldiers look at Humpty Dumpty. One says: 'Yeah it was an OK fall, but I wouldn't really say it was a great fall.'

'Do you want to try that again?'

Most people don't know that the nursery rhyme used to be: 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker, and also that Biker Guy from the village people.'

'If they wanted to move, did they go to a real estate agent, or a shoe store?'

"I seem to recall reading about a similar case, many years ago."

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty worried about malpractice lawsuit.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"Let's face it, Heather...our moon-jumping days are over."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

"This peas porridge tastes like it's none days old!"

"Describe them? They're sheep! Have you seen them or haven't you?"

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Litigious Bo Peep

'...and the dish ran away with the trendier spork.'

'I feel there's one last book inside me,'

"The little piggy went to Marquette. This little piggy stayed home..."

'Don't give me that 'rubba, dub, dub' crap Candlestick maker... we're hungry, I'm a Butcher, he's a Baker and you should be nervous!'

Mary's Little Lamb was no match for Jenny's Giant Sheep.

'Why don't you pick up his hat?'