Reading Nursery Rhymes Gifts

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'

'Will you knock off the 'rub-a-dub-dub' stuff!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'I can't believe the price at the pump.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"

'...and now over to Humpty Dumpty for breaking news.'

"He's right, Humpty. You don't have a leg to stand on."

"Your policy says we can't do anything until you can prove this is not a preeexisting condition."

'She's lost all the sheep again-we'll have to get a dog'.

"Bo Peep has lost us so many times, she had the vet put in GPS chips!"

Love is an many splendoured thing

'Housewife? How did you guess?'

How it happened.

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Wall Street...

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'The king is in the counting house counting up his mutual fund profits.'

"I'm sorry, but he got the last order of roast beef."

Humpty Dumpty egg laid by a chicken.

"I told you to stay out of the sun...you're hard boiled!"

"I suggest you get off your tuffet more, and eat less curds and whey, Miss Muffet."

"I'm a dish, not a bowl. This was never going to work."

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

"Yes, I'm aware you have three bags full, but you're only allowed one carry-on."

"The secret to my jump over the moon? Well, lots and lots of my own methane of course..."

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Kick ass!"

"'Lost', hell! They're in day care."

"I understand she's been training in China.''

When big, bad, wolves have nightmares.