Rhyme Master Gifts

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry repairman

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'