Rhyme Master Mugs

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

So … Mort … you must be excited about those Trump people getting indicted. What a wonderful rhyme. Which brings to mind a rap I jotted down for this very occasion … (ahem) … They blighted, they ignited, got spotlighted, but denied it. They gaslighted, disinvited press ... 'cause they spied they mess ... like Eliot Ness ... Y'know ... that's actually not half bad. Boom! ... Indicted! Smited!!! ... peace out, Manafort.

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

'Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are all very nice, but money is still my favorite thing.'

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Ginger Baker.

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Poetry repairman

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.