Rhyme Researcher Mugs

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Alexander Pope.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets