Rhyme Enthusiasts Mugs

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Reference Books. Do you have rhyming dictionaries? Of course we do. Shall I sell one to you?

"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"

Poetic Justice: "Your sentence is long, we'll put you away. You've been very naughty, now you must pay."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Nevermore."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Four Chanting Monks

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Forrest Gander

Alexander Pope.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

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