Rhythm And Rhyme Enthusiast Mugs

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Music producers.

How a poet works

"Nevermore."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

The Drummer

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

Sportsman and music

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'