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Secular Holy Days

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Radiator jazz player

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

How a poet works

"Nevermore."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Me... And My... Shadow...

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Poet

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Beware of Doggerel

Bad Rhymes

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Subway Chanteys

Alexander Blok

"Is it yours?"