Rhythm And Rhyme Fan Pillows

Secular Holy Days

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

How a poet works

"Nevermore."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Forrest Gander

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Me... And My... Shadow...

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Poet

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Beware of Doggerel

Bad Rhymes

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Subway Chanteys

Alexander Blok

"Is it yours?"

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."