Rhyme Remix Enthusiasts Mugs

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Nevermore."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry repairman

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"