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"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"Nevermore."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.