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Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry repairman

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Forrest Gander

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

It's been here an ache, there an ache, everywhere an ache-ache. Really Old MacDonald.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,