Rhyme Remix Master T-Shirts

Old MacDonald had an Office

Mozart on a computer,

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Ginger Baker.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Poetry repairman

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

The Drummer

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.