Rhyme Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I spy London, I spy France...neither of which rhymes with 'yeast infection.'"

Poetic Justice: "Your sentence is long, we'll put you away. You've been very naughty, now you must pay."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Nevermore."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Four Chanting Monks

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Alexander Pope.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Poet

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.